April 23, 2014

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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April 23, 2014

faptist:

my bed is bedder than yours

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April 22, 2014

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April 22, 2014

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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April 22, 2014

"I’m into, uh, well, murders and executions, mostly"

American Psycho (2000)

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April 22, 2014
dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

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April 22, 2014

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck 

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April 22, 2014
iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for silbern, just in time for easter !!

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for silbern, just in time for easter !!

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April 22, 2014

fandombefourblood:

#2014 and I still wish my hair would look like this

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April 22, 2014

bloodphoenix:

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April 22, 2014

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April 22, 2014

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April 22, 2014

thegestianpoet:

leonardhchekov:

Pushing Daisies (2007) || Hannibal (2013)

The Show Where Everything Is Yellow (2007) || The Show Where Everything Is Blue (2013)

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April 22, 2014

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable:

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April 22, 2014

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

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