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thedoctorknits: Pope Francis rocked some religious and atheist minds today when he declared that everyone was redeemed through Jesus, including atheists. I knew I liked this guy.
fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
Some days I have this feeling like it’s somebody’s birthday or something important happened on this day, but I can’t remember what so I end up lopsided for the rest of the day
shadowgorawr: lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
egberts: egberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
petit-ouji: [AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
egbuns: sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER i literally had to...
creativityflowonwattpad: This is great omg
thegestianpoet: cancered-gemini: salternates: hecklocki: genpadalecki: cas should replace his old dirty trenchcoat for this new fashionistsa one burberry just put out Yes. it’d be a very different show but actually not (oh god, why am I bringing this back?) can’t handle it
cutiepie-cas: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: themooseofletters: wow dean looks really sad here. don’t be sad that’s better. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I UST PISSED MYSELF THAT’S TERRIFYING JFC WHY
getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful
iusedtobethefire: katnisstiel: yesbecausereasons: real—not—real: real—not—real: assckles: assckles: I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once the journey has begun… DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS Like I said fandom will take over american currency i...
I cannot believe the guy from Fight Club is in Moonrise Kingdom omg
ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad omfg
kassie-in-neverland: Tonight I was walking home from a friend’s apartment and a parking attendent for an empty parking lot stepped out in front of me and said, “It’s my birthday!” and I said, “Happy birthday,” and he said, “Do me.” And on complete instinct I said, “I’m sorry I don’t have any cash.”
I want your love And I want your revenge
becauseavengers: labish: I have no regrets making this tHANKS A LOT I WAS DRINKING MILK AND SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER MY FUCKING COMPUTER FUCJ Wow. Speechless. Traumatized.
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend