I've run out of witty things to say

teavu: africanfashion: For those of you who criticize...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:22 -0400

africanfashion:

For those of you who criticize Janelle’s signature monochromatic look.
From her speech on “Black Girls Rock”:

“When I started my music career, I was a maid. I used to clean houses. My mother was a proud janitor. My stepfather, who raised me like his very own, worked at the post office and my father was a trashman. They all wore uniforms and that’s why I stand here today, in my black and white, and I wear my uniform to honor them.

This is a reminder that I have work to do. I have people to uplift. I have people to inspire. And today, I wear my uniform proudly as a Cover Girl. I want to be clear, young girls, I didn’t have to change who I was to become a Cover Girl. I didn’t have to become perfect because I’ve learned throughout my journey that perfection is the enemy of greatness.

Embrace what makes you unique, even if it makes others uncomfortable.” - Janelle Monáe

she is the coolest fucking chick

doctorwho: nightingalescode: Happy Doctor Who Day! Pip and I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:48 -0400

doctorwho:

nightingalescode:

Happy Doctor Who Day!

Pip and I are all prepared for the Name of the Doctor!

It’s Doctor Who Day! We want to see your setup for the season finale of Doctor Who: The Name of the Doctor!

fayedaniels: Last one promise!

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:19:06 -0400

fayedaniels:

Last one promise!

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:18:17 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It:...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:17:31 -0400

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

elux: I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:02:23 -0400

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

juniorbizarre: if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:51:49 -0400

juniorbizarre:

if someone’s happy doing their strange weird thing and they’re not hurting anybody then that’s really awesome and you should just let them be and maybe even be glad for them

so many people are scared shitless to show anybody what makes them happy or excited because there are so many people eager to point and laugh

excessunrated: dendril: tastefullyoffensive: Reversed cotton...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:49:34 -0400

excessunrated:

dendril:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

I can’t stop watching this. It’s fucking hilarious.

I had no idea this would be so funny.

sakibatch: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: sweetlittlekitty: BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER O...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:47:26 -0400

sakibatch:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

sweetlittlekitty:

BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER

O WATER

U SO FUNNY

I READ THAT AS “ALONE ON THE WATER” AND NOW IM CRYING

sclez: carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:47:09 -0400

sclez:

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.
I just want to bang everybody all the time.

inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:40:04 -0400

inbox:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

kaylibrianne: haboku: vanillish: someone asked for...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:37:12 -0400

kaylibrianne:

haboku:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

vajeeper

omfg

pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:34:16 -0400

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard

fuckyeahchubbyfashion: I modeled some stuff for my etsy shop...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:32:38 -0400

fuckyeahchubbyfashion:

I modeled some stuff for my etsy shop instead of using my mannequin. It’s so strange to be on the other side of the camera!

I’m a US size 16. The blazer is Polo Ralph Lauren and the dress is from Forever 21+

https://www.etsy.com/shop/BathhouseVintage

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:25:36 -0400

Headcanon accepted

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:24:51 -0400

Headcanon accepted

omgitsbricey: f-e-a-r—-n-o-t: doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:21:53 -0400

omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

yolanda-pepperwood: whenyouwishupondisney: princessmaypage: my...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:19:26 -0400

yolanda-pepperwood:

whenyouwishupondisney:

princessmaypage:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

he had it comin.

he only had himself to blame

if you’d have been there

siggymcpissyface:

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:06:53 -0400

siggymcpissyface:

katsplanet: yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:00:10 -0400

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place